Comedy Writing & essays
"Masterclasses for the Mediocre"
"A CITY DIVIDED BY A BEAK"
"Masterclasses for the Mediocre"
The Belladonna Comedy
THE FRIARS CLUB
"A CITY DIVIDED BY A BEAK"
"Masterclasses for the Mediocre"
Staff Writer
Event Producer
Membership Director
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The Friars Club Celebrity Roasts , Friars Club Testimonial Dinners, Friars Club Celebrity Salutes, Editor of the Friars Close-Up Newsletter.
"WHAT THE HE'LL"
"A CITY DIVIDED BY A BEAK"
"A CITY DIVIDED BY A BEAK"
One for the Table
&
Huff Post Blog
"A CITY DIVIDED BY A BEAK"
"A CITY DIVIDED BY A BEAK"
"A CITY DIVIDED BY A BEAK"
The New York Times, Metropolitan Diary
"HOLDING HANDS"
"LES HAMBURGERS IN THE CITY OF LIGHTS AND FLOODS"
"THE SHROUD OF TAMAGO"
One for the Table
"THE SHROUD OF TAMAGO"
"LES HAMBURGERS IN THE CITY OF LIGHTS AND FLOODS"
"THE SHROUD OF TAMAGO"
One for the Table
"TO THE CREEP WHO PUSHED ME"
"LES HAMBURGERS IN THE CITY OF LIGHTS AND FLOODS"
"LES HAMBURGERS IN THE CITY OF LIGHTS AND FLOODS"
The New York Times,
Metropolitan Diary
"LES HAMBURGERS IN THE CITY OF LIGHTS AND FLOODS"
"LES HAMBURGERS IN THE CITY OF LIGHTS AND FLOODS"
"LES HAMBURGERS IN THE CITY OF LIGHTS AND FLOODS"
One for the Table
"THE BIKER AND THE FLAG"
MY NOVEL... (IN PROGRESS)
"TO THE FRUIT GUY ON MY CORNER"
The New York Times, Opinion Section
"TO THE FRUIT GUY ON MY CORNER"
MY NOVEL... (IN PROGRESS)
"TO THE FRUIT GUY ON MY CORNER"
One for the Table
"WOULD YOU LIKE BEETROOT WITH THAT?"
MY NOVEL... (IN PROGRESS)
MY NOVEL... (IN PROGRESS)
One for the Table
MY NOVEL... (IN PROGRESS)
MY NOVEL... (IN PROGRESS)
MY NOVEL... (IN PROGRESS)
Status Update:
258 pages written thus far, but no plot. So, um, well, that's about all there is to say on the matter right now. Best you just move along. Nothing to see here...
Can we please bring back bloomers?
A FEW PERTINENT NOTES ABOUT MY PLAYBILL BIO
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* To this day I have no idea what a Globolink is
* Not to brag, but I played King Pappy
in the P.S. 183 original production of "Happy Land."
Rumor has it that Sir Laurence Olivier was vying for the role, but guess who won?
* by "studies' piano my mother meant
'pretends to study'
*I never made it to the NFL
* My ode never won the Pulitzer due to one minor typo
"Roses are red,
Violits are blue..."
(Whatever)
* My 1981 sticker collection totally rocked.
*Yes, I got braces after this gig.
Other stage Work
"Chicago City Limits"
"Chicago City Limits"
"Chicago City Limits"
Off-Broadway Comedy Improvisation Show, NYC
National Tour
"WORD: The Story Telling Show"
"Chicago City Limits"
"Chicago City Limits"
NYC