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BOOKS 4 Ur Reading Displeasure

Yes, yes, in this economy, it certainly is tempting to save your money for important purchases like groceries and toilet paper.  But where’s the fun in that?  

Check out these non-Pulitzer Prize winning books I wrote.

FUNNY BOOKS!  WITH PAGES AND EVERYTHING! 

In 1985, Ali’s grandmother gave her a handwritten book. But Ali didn’t want a book. Ali was a busy New York City teenager. She wanted a career. And a boyfriend. And a puppy. So, Ali didn’t read her grandmother’s book. Twenty-eight years later, Ali was a happy New York City grown-up. With a cool career. A cool husband. And a cool puppy. But now her grandmother was dead. And Ali still hadn’t read that book. One year later, Ali was a cranky New York City grown-up. So, Ali, and that husband, and that puppy moved. To a new state. To start a new life. And still, Ali hadn’t read that book. But Ali’s new life made her miss her old life. And soon Ali found herself smack in the middle of a midlife crisis. She needed help figuring out who she was. And how she wanted her life to be… So, Ali finally cracked open her grandmother’s book. THIS BOOK IS ABOUT THAT BOOK. 29 years and 1069.3 miles. That’s what it took for a grandparent’s history to become a grandchild’s story. An interactive testament to the power of the handwritten word in the digital age. A comically illustrated tribute to a long gone grandmother by a shortsighted granddaughter.

Coworker getting on your nerves?  Friend causing you grief?  How ’bout that annoying neighbor who reads your mail?  Well, now’s your chance to get even with them all! Excerpts from this book were featured in New York’s Daily News!

Ah, the mystery that is Man!  In this handy dandy guide all your questions about what makes him tick are finally answered.                                                                   Heck, this book was even featured                                 on the Today show!

Boo!  Trick or Treat!  Spooky and scary Halloween jokes for the little monsters in your life.

Christmas isn’t just about getting gifts!  It’s about having funny jokes to tell Santa when he climbs down the chimney, cursing you for having switched to those electric fireplace logs.

The first kids’ joke book I wrote, and it still makes my heart go pitter patter with fond memories.  Tons of fun with puns!

Knock knock.                                                                      Who’s there?                                                                               A cute book of knock knock jokes for kids.                                 Oh, well, that sort of answers the knock knock part, so um, I guess we’re done here?

Sprechen Sie Deutsch?  Well, this is your lucky day.   Here’s “The Man Translator” in German!  Jawohl!

And here it is in Romanian!                                                So cool how binoculars look the same in Romanian, huh?